If it weren’t for double standards, Academy leadership wouldn’t have any standards at all.
This is from the the Facebook page for the USMMA Office of Student Activities. It’s also from the “You couldn’t possibly make this up department”:
But wait, follow the link . . .
It’s OK, it’s for a good cause.
And so is the undie run (but not the House of Love, House of Yes):
I’m thinking that a Superintendent Helis costume would be a big hit . . .
UPDATE: This post deserves a caption contest. Post your suggestions for a different heading to the post in the comments!